Phone Text Funnies
Lol

Lol

3d movie.. lol

3d movie.. lol

Haha

Haha

The Library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said with a laugh “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? … THAT ‘S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: “I study law, and I know how to screw people”

Oh what a dog…lol

Oh what a dog…lol

Lol sex

Lol sex

google funny
Granny joke

If big boob girls work at Hooters then does that mean 1 legged girls work at I-Hop

For dinner…

For dinner…

WiFi

Want to freeak out your neighbors? Name your WiFi…”FBI Surveillance Van.” Have a great day!:-)

walmart

Walmart called and said there is someone smoking a joint and riding a plastic reindeer..I’ll come get you, but seriously this shit has GOT to stop!!

yeah watch this video… lol

yeah watch this video… lol

Funny txt to pass

I just heard on the news that there is a naked person driving down the highway on a Big Wheel … do you need me to come get you again?

i agree on this one..

i agree on this one..