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Mission fire (by DareDevil269)

Lol can’t use mine for sure

Lol can’t use mine for sure

Found on FB

Found on FB

Happy Easter

Happy Easter

Run

Run

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Share with friends

Share with friends

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Sure it is

Sure it is

Blonde men

A sheriff in a town in Exas sees a blonde cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his Stetson, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why are you walking around like this?” “Well its like this sheriff. I met a pretty little redhead and she asks me to go home with her…so I did. She pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt…so I did. She pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she gets ont the bed and looks at me sexy and says, ‘now go to town cowboy’ And here I am.” Blonde men do exist! Have a great day!:-)

Lol old one

Lol old one