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If big boob girls work at Hooters then does that mean 1 legged girls work at I-Hop
Want to freeak out your neighbors? Name your WiFi…”FBI Surveillance Van.” Have a great day!:-)
Walmart called and said there is someone smoking a joint and riding a plastic reindeer..I’ll come get you, but seriously this shit has GOT to stop!!
Funny txt to pass
I just heard on the news that there is a naked person driving down the highway on a Big Wheel … do you need me to come get you again?
Thank you I will update when I can. i have a crazy life at times. if you have any funny txt that you would like to share please in box me :-)
A sheriff in a town in Exas sees a blonde cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his Stetson, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why are you walking around like this?” “Well its like this sheriff. I met a pretty little redhead and she asks me to go home with her…so I did. She pulls off her top and asks me to...
2 old ladies
Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarrette, and continued to smoke. Sunny “What’s that?” Tina “A condom.” The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms. The guy...
For those who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart...
An old Italian gentleman
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was difficult work, as the ground was hard. His son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting...
A young mom pushing her stroller in a short skirt just bent over and I saw the remnants of the babies escape pod
Out of curiosity, I entered the word goofball into my GPS just to see what happens and guess what ??? Put the coffee on, because I’m outside your house.
Drunk @ Walmart
Walmart just called, someone is drunk, smokin a joint, wearin a thong n ridin a plastic reindeer, i’ll come get u, but this shit has to stop!