February 2011
10 posts
Followers
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tattoo
This man had what he thought was the best tattoo in the world…..until he went to prison and got titty fucked. Lol
play with your Pooh Bear
Not sure this is the way you are suppose to play with your pooh
feed the elderly
You sick fuck! Telling me you go to the nursing home to help feed the elderly!
Fruity Pebbles
“Fred you were right Fruity Pebbles is good to eat.”
A blonde gets home
A blonde gets home early from shoppin and hears strange noises comin from the bedroom…She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweatin and pantin!!!”What’s the matter?” she asks? “I’m havin a heart attack,” cries the husband…The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialin, her four-year-old son...
20 Things NOT To Say During Sex
20 Things NOT To Say During Sex… 1*I have to poop. 2*Smile 4 the camera 3*Get off me, i’ll do it myself! 4*This is ur 1st time…..Right? 5*U’re almost as good as my ex! 6*When is this supposed to feel good? 7*I thought U had the keys to the handcuffs? 8*I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a sheep home. 9*Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper. 10*Hey! My friends...
Premature Ejaculation
A guy is having trouble with premature ejaculation, so he goes to his doctor and asks for advice. In response the doctor says, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself”. One the way home the man goes to a sports store and buys himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and...