An old Italian gentleman
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was difficult work, as the ground was hard. His son Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting...
A young mom pushing her stroller in a short skirt just bent over and I saw the remnants of the babies escape pod
Out of curiosity, I entered the word goofball into my GPS just to see what happens and guess what ??? Put the coffee on, because I’m outside your house.